What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:37
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Hedge funds seek to expand into private credit - Financial Times
No, not a chance
No way
Nuts and Butts
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you have any controversial and unpopular K-pop opinions?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Thailand crowned Miss World 2025 - CNN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hundreds of families displaced by Israeli air strikes on Gaza, witnesses say - BBC
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?